Puroast Coffee Maxims

Puroast Coffee Maxims
Puroast Coffee Maxims

14 Puroast Coffee Maxims Puristas live by

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  1. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real.  I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.

  2. Puroast Coffee and wine are like my life coaches.  Puroast Coffee is there for a pat on the back, “Go get’em we can do this!  And then wine is like, “You’ll get them tomorrow.  You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.”

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3. You know how you must wake up some mornings and you feel so refreshed and cheerful, you’re like, “I don’t even need my Puroast Coffee?”
Yeah. Me either. And don’t trust anyone who says they do.
4. Of course size matters… Nobody wants a small cup of Puroast Coffee
5. If you ever hear me order a decaf Coffee, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you.
6. I love it when the Puroast Coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be today.
7. Water is the most essential element of life, without water you can’t make Puroast Coffee.
8. A new study links drinking more Puroast Coffee to a longer lifespan. Awesome. I’m gonna be immortal.
9. If you walk a mile in my shoes… You’ll end up in a Puroast Coffeehouse
10. I love more than Coffee but not always before Coffee
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11.    Be strong… I whisper to my Puroast Coffee
12.   I have seen things. Awful things. Empty Puroast Coffee cups
13.   I just love how Puroast Coffee gives me the energy to pretend I know what the hell I’m doing.
14.   I think my patience is at the bottom of this Puroast Coffee cup. Hang on while I find it.